Unhappy Song

If your un-happy and you know it

Smoke some pot

Too many say they are when they’re not

If your un-happy and you know it

And you really wanna blow it

If your un-happy and you know it

Smoke some pot

 

If your un-happy and you know it

Buy a gun

Why should NRA twits hog the fun!

Right to bear arms, what a joke

Constitution’s up in smoke

If your un-happy and you know it

Buy a gun

 

If your un-happy and you know it

Punch your boss

Tie him to a chair with dental floss

Your life’s a living hell

So… make his one as well

If your un-happy and you know it

Punch your boss

 

 

un-happy you don’t got money

un-happy you can’t get laid

un-happy your iPhone’s obsolete

un-happy the collection ain’t complete

un-happy the government won’t work

un-happy they legislate you back to work

un-happy the rich got all the pie

un-happy all assholes refuse to die

un-happy, un-happy

 

If your un-happy and you know it

Flip the bird

For lots of those out there, its well deserved

If your un-happy and you know it

Please don’t Vincent Van-Gogh it

Externalize and show it

Flip the bird!

 

If your happy and you know it

Reeks of platitude

Your being taught to laugh it off with gratitude

Anger has its place

Just like punching in the face

If your happy and you know it

Is a lie!

 

If your un-happy and you know it

Make it known!

The squeaky wheel gets the grease

With groans

If you shrug it off

Then you're a big jerk-off!

If your un-happy and you know it

Make it known!