Sugar Twerk

Sugar twerk, sugar twerk

Circle jerk, circle jerk

 

There’s a dance that you gotta learn

Shake your hips bitch, feel the burn!

The bible thumpers will be scandalized

With the light speed shakin of thighs

Booty shakin, booty shakin

Holy shit, I think I smell bacon!

 

Sugar twerk, sugar twerk

Circle jerk, circle jerk

 

There’s places where twerking’s not allowed

You can’t twerk in church with a crowd

You can’t twerk at the high school dance

You can’t twerk in skin tight pants

Booty knockin, booty knockin

Sounds a lot like vile cockblockin!

 

 

Mom and Dad do the horizontal bop!

Monica kissed Clinton’s cock!

So how come we can’t have a twerk?

Come on people, we can make this work!

Tittie bouncing, tittie bouncing

Moral authorities all denouncing!

 

Sugar twerk, sugar twerk

Circle jerk, circle jerk

 

Life’s better when dancing is dirty

Straight laced ain’t nothing on quirky

Twerking could prevent a nuclear war

At the very least, even the score

Feet banging, feet banging

All the gents in the room, meat hanging

 

Sugar twerk, sugar twerk

Circle jerk, circle jerk