Screw Christmas
Screw Christmas…with your family
Screw Christmas… with your friends
Screw Christmas… and your presents
I don’t care about trends
Screw Christmas…and screw Santa
I’ll take that lump…of clean coal
Screw Rudolph…and screw sleigh bells
Scrooge…swallow you whole
Sweat shop social control
Screw Christmas… turkey dinner
Screw that uncle that I hate
Screw egg nog…and all shopping
Screw…watching your weight
Credit card debt will inflate