Say "Funk Me!"

Feelin randy late at night

But you don’t wanna fight

After all that Kentucky Fried Chicken

the mood is set to get it on

And you want some good ‘ole deep dickin

 

Say “Funk Me!”                        

What else can you say

With your legs in the air

When you feel this way

 

Coming home late from work

Cuz the boss is a jerk

And you pray you arrive in time

Fido got sick

Eating that banana split

you just stepped in a monster shit

 

Say “Funk Me!”                        

What else can you say

When the rug’s all brown

And it ain’t a bouquet

 

Drinkin pints at the pub

And the girly that you rub

Has a boyfriend the size of a truck

You can try apologize

He’s got fire in his eyes

Before you say sweet goodbyes…

 

Say “Funk Me!”                                          

What else can you say

While you still got teeth

But it ain’t your day

 

Watch’in TV and on the news

GOP pricks same ‘ole views

Tax cuts, Tax cuts their only refrain

You just lost your job

The president’s a knob

And Fox News is part of the mob

 

Say “Funk Me!”

What else can you say

When the rich and the powerful

Always get their way