Rudolph the Red Nosed A**hole
Rudolph the red nosed asshole
Had a few too many brews
Then he began to say things
Nasty alcohol abuse
Everyone at the party
Used to think that he was nice
They never knew his dark side
Passed the drinks and rolled the dice
Chorus:
Hey baby, come on tell me your name
Stop bein so coy
Playin fuckin mind games
Come back to my place
For a Santa-like screw
you’re gaggin for it baby
I can see it in you
Bridge:
Alcoholic tremors came
What was he to do
Maybe a little hair on the dog
One shot, maybe two
Holiday fuzzy navels
Egg nog and B52s
Rudolph has lost the plotski
he just went to have a spew
Monday the office silence
Made the stapler sound so loud
We ostracized poor Rudolph
He should find another crowd