Plasticman
Pe-trol-e-um pumping sprees
Can’t you see
It pollutes me
Fish swimming in the deep blue sea
Won’t swim to me
Why could that be
Chorus: x2
I’m a plasticman
Plasticman
Green-wash scam/ PET bottle fan
Don’t give a damn
My livelihood just makes a mess
Sustainable
Its not I guess
I’ll profit from the misery
Of drowning fish
And poisoned seas
Rap: Dow Chemical, fucks up the planet, are you kiddin me, lawyer named Janet, don’t be lobbyin, or givin me bullshit, I’ve heard it all before, from a political misfit.
Corporations are an evil anomaly, fuck you apologist, I ain’t down with your homily, you wanna impress me, stop being phony, I’m part of the public, not one of your damn cronies.
I’ll lobby to erase mistakes
And give myself
A big fat break
I’ll show you what the law can do
My councilor
Will show you too