Peta
I’m a caveman
And I like meat
Beef shish-kebob
Is my favorite treat…Yeah
Those PETA people
They don’t like me
But they didn’t study
Anthropology…Yeah
Take a look at your teeth
And what do you see
A big tofu steak
Ain’t good for me…Yeah
Man can’t live on
Rice and beans alone
Not when he can stew
A juicy marrow-bone…Yeah
Chorus:
Out in the woods
A herbivores’ a treat
To other carnivores
They smell like meat…Yeah
Yo PETA people
Hate to burst your bubble
But grain based diets
Ain’t nothing but trouble…Yeah
Vegetarians
Just give me the creeps
They think Monsanto
Makes good wheat…Yeah
Sick and neurotic
And they got no life
vegan movie stars
ain’t hot like my wife…Yeah
People eatin tasty animals
Have fun
Whole grain eaters don’t
If you’ll pardon the pun…Yeah
Ancel Keys wasn’t
part of our tribe
eatin margarine
won’t make you thrive…Yeah
C:
Solo
Politically correct
Nutritionists
go sit on the point
Of your pyramids…Yeah
The medical industry
Loves diabetes
That’s why they laugh
When you eat your Wheaties…Yeah
During my time
We didn’t have Doctor’s
No multinational
Gamble and Proctors…Yeah
Pesticide, GMO
Suicide seed
Sounds like an evil
Twisted creed…Yeah