Peta

I’m a caveman

And I like meat

Beef shish-kebob

Is my favorite treat…Yeah

 

Those PETA people

They don’t like me

But they didn’t study

Anthropology…Yeah

 

Take a look at your teeth

And what do you see

A big tofu steak

Ain’t good for me…Yeah

 

Man can’t live on

Rice and beans alone

Not when he can stew

A juicy marrow-bone…Yeah

 

Chorus:

Out in the woods

A herbivores’ a treat

To other carnivores

They smell like meat…Yeah

Yo PETA people

Hate to burst your bubble

But grain based diets

Ain’t nothing but trouble…Yeah

 

Vegetarians

Just give me the creeps

They think Monsanto

Makes good wheat…Yeah

 

Sick and neurotic

And they got no life

vegan movie stars

ain’t hot like my wife…Yeah

 

People eatin tasty animals

Have fun

Whole grain eaters don’t

If you’ll pardon the pun…Yeah

 

Ancel Keys wasn’t

part of our tribe

eatin margarine

won’t make you thrive…Yeah

 

C:

Solo

 

Politically correct

Nutritionists

go sit on the point

Of your pyramids…Yeah

 

The medical industry

Loves diabetes

That’s why they laugh

When you eat your Wheaties…Yeah

 

During my time

We didn’t have Doctor’s

No multinational

Gamble and Proctors…Yeah

 

Pesticide, GMO

Suicide seed

Sounds like an evil

Twisted creed…Yeah