Mrs. Wonderful

There comes a time

To blame your wife

She drove the boat

To save your life

She’ll make your rear

All safe from fear

Then you’ll be safe

And in the clear


Can’t have the lions

Become the sheep

Our new world order

Don’t come cheap

Cuz paying taxes

Ain’t our thing

That's for the plebs

But not a king


Cuz you’re a dragon

In your den

And yo impotent

Now and then


The ones of note

While all the masses

Don’t get no vote

See money talks

But bullshit sings

That’s why we lie

Kaching kaching

If you don’t like it

That’s just too bad

You can never be

My comrade