Mid-life Crisis Blues
Tried drowning my sorrows
But found out they could swim
My boss is a tyrant
Promotion I’ll never win
The taxman just told me
There’s no tax deductible gin
Forgot my wife’s birthday
And that ain’t my only sin
Chorus
I got……….the mid life crisis blues
You all know how I’m feelin
Some day you’ll walk in my shoes
You don’t have to be young and dumb
And full of monkey spunk
To be feeling my pain
Every damn time it rains
Ooooo……The mid life crisis blues
Got drunk yesterday
And couldn’t find my place
Played Texas hold’em
But couldn’t pull that ace
They say winning is easy
But loosing takes grace
Tell that to a woman
When she looses face
Chorus
Solo
So the next time your life
Is feelin mighty fine
Remember this story
And all of these signs
Good’s a martini
But bad’s a bar line
A winner’s a hero
But a loser’s doin time