You look so cool with full sleeve tats
And backwards hockey hats
So manly in your uniform
Your roid-rage has become the norm
Aren’t you manly
Aren’t you glad you ate her
Football meatheads rule the day
Diamond earring studded tools
Think that bling will make you cool?
Trash talking nitwits rule the day
So that real news has no place
Go on, take one for the team
Continue dreaming sporty dreams
Monday Hockey, Tuesday football
Wednesday soccer, Thursday baseball
UFC and MMA
So much fun, hooray, hooray!
Sports, the substitute for thought
Bargain ticket price, we’ve bought
What have politicians stole?
Don’t ask now, they’ve got a field goal!
R: Aren’t you manly gladiator, smell you later alligator!