Manly Gladiator

You look so cool with full sleeve tats      

And backwards hockey hats

So manly in your uniform

Your roid-rage has become the norm

 

R:

Aren’t you manly

Gladiator

Aren’t you glad you ate her

Gator

 

Football meatheads rule the day  

Neandertholic MMA

Diamond earring studded tools

Think that bling will make you cool?

 

R:

 

Trash talking nitwits rule the day

So that real news has no place

Go on, take one for the team

Continue dreaming sporty dreams

 

R:

 

Monday Hockey, Tuesday football

Wednesday soccer, Thursday baseball

UFC and MMA

So much fun, hooray, hooray!

 

R:

 

Sports, the substitute for thought

Bargain ticket price, we’ve bought

What have politicians stole?

Don’t ask now, they’ve got a field goal!

 

R: Aren’t you manly gladiator, smell you later alligator!