I Song
Ever heard of an apple with an I?
Or a mouse with a wire
Doing cartwheels in the sky
Am I a me or a digital pad
A pretentious replacement
Of the books I once had
My mobile brain helps me
remember my name
And a million other things
That only drive me insane
Chorus:
I’m a pod, I’m a pad, I’m a phone, I’m an app 2x
Come on touch me, touch me, touch me
Welcome to my nihilistic self-serving universe
To buy this, you need that
To give a shit you need to crap
Pay the money then become an iBrat
iPhoto shop your digital life
Facebookin every minute
With a surgical knife
iMovie Youtube
dry fuck without a lube
will it all go viral
you’re a clever rube
Wanna fit with the crowd
You gotta text and think aloud
Tweet your shit and make ‘ole Stevie proud
Take a bite from a corporate fruit
It’ll dominate your brain
On your daily commute
A D H D
Four letters that you need
Twinkie in your pocket
And a dose of speed…(Ritalin)