I F**king Hate Snow

The weather outside is a pain in the ass

Think I’ll stay warm and smoke some grass

Don’t wanna go shopping like a Christmas Hoe

Man I fuckin hate snow

 

Northern weather never seems to let up

Thank God for booze, I need a bigger cup

Why I don’t move south, I’ll never know

Man I fuckin hate snow

 

C’mon let me in for a little night cap

And a little dry humping in my lap

When you say “No”, I’ll be steamed and go

Man I fuckin hate snow

 

The electric fire seems lifeless and dead

Too cold to stay up, guess I’ll go to bed

Be nice and say ‘yes’ instead of just ‘no’

Man I fuckin hate snow.