Helicopter Parents

Helicopter parents

Invading all my space

Can’t they just give it a break?

Don’t it seem so fake?

All these kids so special

Their to good to tie a shoe

Yet they’re just a bunch of tools

For over privileged fools


They will grow to hate you

For the complements you spew

When life shows them

what they thought they knew


Failure’s not an option

When success is all they know

As the iPad mold’s their brains

Makin’ them insane

“No” is not a word they hear

One word you’ve never said

You protect their self esteem

Avoiding all the screams


Give over, Perfection

Natural, selection

Fuck all your, protection

Think it serves you well

You can go to hell