Get Bent

Enlighten me up                

Why does my dog feel down

Why do airhead yogi’s

Never seem to frown

 

The pseudo-meaningful

Gleam in your eyes

And the Guru-like change

That becomes your disguise

 

Chorus:        

Ya got bent

And well spent

I been sent

To comment

 

Tie me up

In a flower like knot

And tell me that the breath

Is really all I got

 

My heel and my ear

Will soon become friends

While the spandexed bum

In front of me extends

 

Soon comes death

Of the ego Ommmm

Then comes world peace

to end this song

 

Buy my book

And take my yoga course

Cuz the franchised mind

Is a powerful force