Get Bent

Enlighten me up                

Why does my dog feel down

Why do airhead yogi’s

Never seem to frown


The pseudo-meaningful

Gleam in your eyes

And the Guru-like change

That becomes your disguise



Ya got bent

And well spent

I been sent

To comment


Tie me up

In a flower like knot

And tell me that the breath

Is really all I got


My heel and my ear

Will soon become friends

While the spandexed bum

In front of me extends


Soon comes death

Of the ego Ommmm

Then comes world peace

to end this song


Buy my book

And take my yoga course

Cuz the franchised mind

Is a powerful force