Funky Chuck
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank, by phone
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Funky Chuck, Funky Chuck
Mess with him and you're a dead duck
Funky Chuck, Funky Chuck
Make him mad, your shit outta luck
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Chuck Norris practices getting kicked in the nuts, for fun!
Chuck Norris makes onions cry
Chuck Norris gets marijuana high
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a Cyclops
Between the eye
His tears cure cancer, to bad he’s never cried
Chuck Norris’ blood type’s AK-47
St. Peter’s too scared not to let Chuck Norris into Heaven
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Chuck Norris don’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is
MC Hammer learned the hard way, that Chuck Norris “can touch this”
Chuck Norris’ daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris puts the ‘h’ in Hero