Freudian Slip
Tickle your ass with a feather
Ach! Du Kleiner!!! (You little!!! in German)
Isn’t it real nice weather
Damn your ass looks fine
Enta Shaamoot!(Arabic you man-whore!)
Mame “Do you have the time?”
You sure look like a tool
Bec mon cue! (French kiss my ass!)
That hat makes you look cool
Hey just send me some sex
Ew!
I said, just send me a text
Refrain:
We need to encourage the “breast” and brightest
It’s really nice to “beat” you
We’ve had some sex—or—setbacks
With the bulging “dick” in his spine
Wanna look at my dong?
Eh? Skebe (Japanese Pervert!)
Just tell me what’s wrong
Show me more of your tits
Que carajos? (Spanish WTF)
I think you’ve lost your wits
He doesn’t have the balls
Jen ta ma de? (Chinese WTF)
He’s always taking falls
Looks like you’re getting fat
Que Poessa? (Portugese WTF)
Looks like you won’t need that
Refrain:
I’ll help you get back on your “fat”—I mean feet
I’d like to “spank” all teachers
I’m “convicted” in my views
I’ve been laid up with intentional flu
Refrain:
What you didn’t think you really meant to say
Came out twisted like DNA
The sex on your brain, just needs release
Just like a war, in search of peace
Oh Jacque! Jacque!
Yebote Ono (Croatian WTF!)
I meant Oh Joe!
Please pass the pussy
Fo Fahn!? (Danish WTF)
Pass the potatoes
Those are nice cocks
Whoa!
I like your socks
My girlfriend tits
Shto-chor dvas ni! (Russian WTF)
My girlfriend knits