Fart Shark

I come to the party
And I’m sipping a drink
Hang myself on the shelf
Have some time to think
Then a putrid smell
Takes my nose by surprise
I go weak in the knees
And get cross eyes

 

You’ve been a victim of the fart shark
Swimming around in the half dark

 

Talking with hotties
And you’re having a blast
They are smiling amused
And then they smell gas
Disgust sets in and
they make for the door
cuz the smell sticks to you
like a 2 dollar whore

 

You’ve been a victim of the fart shark
Swimming around in the half dark
You’ve been a victim of the fart shark

 

Bridge: Putrid, linger, nasal stinger

 

Job interview
With a panel of 3
And they drill you with questions
You answer with glee
Then the sulfur cloud
Manifests like a bomb
Kiss your chances goodbye
Like exploding napalm

 

You’ve been the victim of a fart shark
Swimming around in the half dark

 

Sitting at a funeral
Respecting the dead
You had pickled eggs yesterday
And spicy corn bread
You need to cut loose
Let the ripper come out
So you squeeze your cheeks
Silently add doubts

 

You’re now the victimizing fart shark (2x)