Cowboy Funk

I’m on the lowdown

Like a dirty bloodhound

Full of whiskey and spunk

I got the cowboy funk

Don’t mess with me

Cause my virtue is strong

Don’t count on me

Cause my vices lead me wrong



I got the cowboy funk

Don’t need no punk

Pull my hat down low

I got places to go

I gotta go


I’m dirty and lean

Keep machinery running clean

Carry a bad-ass gun

Just intended for fun

With my snakeskin boots

And a belly full of shine

You know I’m gonna darling

Have a serious good time



I got the slow hand

I’m a ladies man

Got the moustache villain twirl

Got my sights on you girl