Black Session

I got my drinks lined up at the bar

Black label, black Russian, black session too far

Lots of swill people call libation

Its just alcohol masturbation

 

One shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, four, when I’m done the line I’ll be on the floor, Yeah!

 

Little tighty bartender set me up right

I’m prayin you’ll be here at the end of the night

When I’m sloppy, and slippy and slidy and drunk

Lets get together for some no-guilt funk

 

One shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, four, when I’m done the line I’ll be on the floor, Yeah!

 

Some people say you don’t, remember drunk sex

But look at all the hickeys, now around your neck

I’m a guy you shouldn’t be, second guessin

Another dirty chicklet is my obsession.

 

One shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, four, when I’m done the line I’ll be on the floor, Yeah!

 

Carling Black Label, Guinness Black Lager, Black Russian, Black and Tan,

Black Velvet, Schwarzbier,