Black Session
I got my drinks lined up at the bar
Black label, black Russian, black session too far
Lots of swill people call libation
Its just alcohol masturbation
One shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, four, when I’m done the line I’ll be on the floor, Yeah!
Little tighty bartender set me up right
I’m prayin you’ll be here at the end of the night
When I’m sloppy, and slippy and slidy and drunk
Lets get together for some no-guilt funk
One shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, four, when I’m done the line I’ll be on the floor, Yeah!
Some people say you don’t, remember drunk sex
But look at all the hickeys, now around your neck
I’m a guy you shouldn’t be, second guessin
Another dirty chicklet is my obsession.
One shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, four, when I’m done the line I’ll be on the floor, Yeah!
Carling Black Label, Guinness Black Lager, Black Russian, Black and Tan,
Black Velvet, Schwarzbier,