Who are we? We are a drinking club with a music problem. We love making fun of all the ridiculous bullshit you see in the media landscape. Our maadness is the message of the music.

The Constable (Patrick Bones)

Our irreverent guitar guru,
arranger, mixer, masterer,
amp builder, luthier &
mantic owner

Dr. Evil (Julien Caruso)

The lyrical murderer,
bassist, vocalist, keyboard &harmonica beelzebub that
could knock a buzzard
off an outhouse

The Reverend (P.J. Major)

Vicar of percussion,
musical history, beer
connoisseur, humorist
with a dark twist